Let Me Help You Procrastinate

If you have a son, this is a great article on how to raise him to not be a rapist. Excellent read and honestly you should all read it so that your son doesn’t grow up to be a little fucker. We’ll all thank you later.

Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE!? A giant rodent pet thing that I really need to have and so do you (but not really because they are super difficult to keep happy and healthy. I’m being responsible and mature by telling you this.)

63 Interesting facts about marriage. Such as, gay marriage dates back to ancient Rome and was TOTALLY LEGAL until Jesus ruined it for everyone. Thanks a lot, Jesus.

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Ducks are gross and should not be trusted. It’s like alien penis meets corkscrew.


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